i was at a funeral i kiss a hot girl i did not know she was the one that died
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she toke a spoon to the superbowl
Your mum is so fat that she toke a spoon to the supercool
why do orphans dont use iphones. because they dont have a home button
why orphans dont have iphones. because they dont have a home button
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins? An Airstrike
what do they call Dwayne "the rocks" Johnson's son? The Pebble
I hate prom in Alabama, they always say “uhh actually this is our family reunion” WE ARE IN ALABAMA SO THEY ARE THE SAME
did you know that the F in orphan means family? theres no f in orphan-? exactly.
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter
why are you so white
because you have no lotion on
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around"
hi sisisissisisisisisis
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4 and he started crying, what's he gon do? tell his family? XD
What do iphones and the Titanic have in common? Theres no Jack!
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point
So the other day i saw a child in a wheelchair
he was getting bullied alot so i came up
And said why dont you stand up to those bullies
like if depressed
Papyrus: Sans I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent . Sans: what do you call them? Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM YOU LAZY BONES!
