Worst Jokes Ever
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.
One day I threw a boomerang...
Now I live in constant fear.
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
Baka!
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
You have more chin than brain cells!
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.