Worst Jokes Ever
Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"
The priest says, "Because I'm a father."
Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."
The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."
Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?
Americans...
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
Do you know Putin?
Put in these balls in your mouth.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
Me be straight and bored.
Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.
Out up spending the rest of the night there.
About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.
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My friend died from Ligma!
Ligma balls.