Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Police Officer

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I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.

Atheist

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7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!

Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?

Homework

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"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."

Autobiography

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"I'm thinking about killing off the main character in this book I'm writing."

"What type of book is it?"

"An autobiography."

Drink

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I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."

Father

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Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!

Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!

Mom

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When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.

Salad

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Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.