M and arriage

The joke uses a word puzzle format where the listener expects "marriage" as the answer, but is surprised by "miscarriage," creating a dark twist.

• Miscarriage
• Marriage
• Dark Humor
• Loss
• Pregnancy
• Wordplay

• What starts with M and ends with carriage? This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.
• What's red and blue and runs up your leg? A homesick miscarriage.
• You can laugh at how men are stupid. But remember their favorite thing. It starts with "M" and ends with "arriage". If you guessed "Marriage" you're stupid. It's miscarriage and don't forget it. The joke never gets old to him. Just like the baby.
• What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for? "Mum" and "Dad."