Worst Jokes Ever
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
At baseball practice...
"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"
"No, but I got two right here."
Siu!!
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.
Mpreg is hot af.
I love jacking off to mpreg.
Life is like a penis: simple, soft, relaxed, and hanging free, until a woman comes around and makes it hard.
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
I have the brains of an old man and the heart of a child. If you don't believe me, I can pop my trunk.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
So she could have someone to call daddy.
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
One day, a priest loses his cock (chicken). He goes to the church and says, "Who has seen a cock?" All the women raised their hands. "No, who has seen a cock that is not theirs?" Half the women's hands went up. "No, no, no, who has seen my cock?" All the nuns' hands went up.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
One day it was me and my sister in the house. My sister said to me, "Let's order food." I said, "We have no money." My sister said, "It's cool; we're just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store. I know the delivery boy, and he won't charge us." I said, "Cool."
The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some and ate mine in my room. I went back in the kitchen. I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job. I ask, "What are you doing?" My sister replied back to me, "You had your egg rolls; let me enjoy mine." Then the delivery boy said, "Don't no charge."
My mother was so sad after my grandpa's death, she went into the bathroom with my uncle, and I could hear their moans of sorrow. She then surprised me later on, saying that she was pregnant.