Worst Jokes Ever

My poem, roses are red, violets are blue. I will die very soon. 🔪

There's a kid with loads of new firemen equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kid asks the firemen, "Come have a look at my new gear." So the firemen go look at his gear, so then the kid says:

"I've got a helmet, a big jacket, and an oxygen tank, and a little wheelbarrow for my gear."

Firemen say: "Why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls?"

The kid says, "So I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.

If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,

Try salad 🥗.

If at first you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.

With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.

What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?

A plastic surgeon. 😷

What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.

EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!

Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?

'Cause they're dark.

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.

Biggest balls?

Pokemon

Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"

The priest says, "Because I'm a father."

Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."

The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."

Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."

What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.

Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.

I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!

Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.

Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.

You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"

Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."