Worst Jokes Ever
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."
"Just killed a woman, feeling good."
- Tommyinnit
like this if you don't like school.
Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
You and Jason in your bed.
How do you get 1 million followers?
You run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
My uncle was a priest.
He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.