Worst Jokes Ever
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?
Americans...
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
Do you know Putin?
Put in these balls in your mouth.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
Me be straight and bored.
Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.
Out up spending the rest of the night there.
About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.
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My friend died from Ligma!
Ligma balls.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.