Worst Jokes Ever
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
Woah, nice cock.
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈
What game does an emo hate the most?
Cut the Rope.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese patient? "Sum ting wong."
Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...
Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing, but when I did it, people just looked horrified.
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
Humanity.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.