Worst Jokes Ever
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
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My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We'll see about that.” Then I unplugged his life support.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
Me: Hey, do you want to see my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
When I self-harmed one day, my mother told me that it cut her deep. We both found that very amusing.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.