Worst Jokes Ever

What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.

My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."

So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.

What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?

Kids turn them on.

Don't mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.

Bully: Hey virgin!

Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.

Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.

Victim: Just wait nine months.

If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.

Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?

Because they can’t see their parents.

Who can relate?

NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share

I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at YOU!

Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?

A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.

The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."

What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.

What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

Your mom is like a penny: two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants.

Me: Can I get your mom's number?

Friend: Here you go:

Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.

People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.

Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?

No, why?

Boy are deez nuts so big.

what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?

"Here Comes the Sun."

Friend: “What's that on your arm?”

Me: “Oh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.”