Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?

A pedophile.

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How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?

Her crayons are still wet.

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I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"

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What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?

Put the diapers back on.

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What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.

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What did the rapist say to his victim?

"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."

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My friend told me he had a sister. I asked if she was hot, and he said she was 8. That wasn't my question.

Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.

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A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"

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They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.

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