Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet.

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What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?

"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"

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North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.

Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."

The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."

Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."

Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.

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Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr. Dickinson...

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I brought my girlfriend home and introduced her to my family. My kids liked her, but my wife seemed upset.

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What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D

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