Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.

It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.

Get your mind together!

I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.

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    • What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.

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    • A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friend's house after hooking up.

    "Was it hung?" her friend asks.

    "No, he was shot."

    My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.

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    • Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.

    KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."

    What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D

    An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.

    What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

    What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.

    I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!

    You find some dust on the ground. Your friends dare you to snort it... Then you realize you're in a crematorium.