Which roman emperor was a mouse. Julios cheeser
The unicorn was so much better and I love 💕 it
Juliose sneezer
A Roman the to bar and he,d up two fingers and said can I have five drinks 🍷 pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
How was rhe Roman Empire cut in half with Caesar
I was going to make a depressing joke but my parents already did.
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently, in other words, I’ve been very popular recently.
Do yall know the saying "Hang in there"? Well FUCK that because i might as well be hanging myself
What did the cow 🐄 watch moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane. ( courtesy of my bff)
What did the parents name their retarded baby Dimitri
What does a orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mothers Day and Father's Day
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children
Now its time to make fun of aisans. What do you call an aisan eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O
what do birds and autistic people have in common? they both flap their arms
You learn from mistakes! That's why you're an only child!
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL
why was the orphan so successful?, because his options where to go bigger or go home he only had one choice. :)
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them, I can also tell if they are standing.
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
