Worst Jokes Ever
Did you know that former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.
Imagine being emo.
Congrats to George Floyd on 2 years sobriety.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?
He killed everyone on this f#cking website.
Leave a like if you like sex and porn, and talk to me if you have any questions.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
i raped a dog. When asked how her experience was, she said ruff
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
After arriving home from helping the priest, a young altar boy approaches his parents, "Mommy, Daddy, my poop is white!"
The mother rushes the boy to the hospital, while the father rushes to church in a rage and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the priest. Afterwards, the father heads to the hospital and meets his wife in the waiting room; she's surprisingly calm.
"How can you be so relaxed after what that bastard has been doing to our son?" he exclaims.
The wife looks up at him, "What are you talking about? It's just a liver infection!"