Worst Jokes Ever
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
A vampire goes to the bakery.
Vampire: "One bun, please."
Baker: "But you're a vampire, don't you need blood?"
Vampire: "Yes, there is an accident outside and I need something to dip."
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
I saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' t-shirt, so I said, "286lb."
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"