Worst Jokes Ever
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
So I asked my mom for a bath bomb, she just gave me a toaster.
The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?
Turn it upside down.
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning.
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.