Worst Jokes Ever

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What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?

The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.

what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?

Debris.

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔

Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."

What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol

What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.

Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.

I love big hot sexy men.

I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.

Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!

why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?

He kept making strikes.

Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].

I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!

If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.

I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.

I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.

What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”

What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?

I don't care if she has either.