Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.

But she has to. She's his mom.

What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?

Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!

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  • I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”

    If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

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  • What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.

    I tried to commit suicide today; never doing that again. I almost killed myself.

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  • What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

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