Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”
The psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”
He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
How many children does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw.
Saying I'm sorry and I apologize are basically the same thing... except at a funeral.
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
Yo mama's feet are so fat, she had to wear a sock on each toe.
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
Fun fact: The body positivity movement is the only movement without any actual movement.
Old soviet joke.
"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
AMONG US IMPOSTER VENTED RED SUS AMOGUS EMERGENCY MEETING SABOTAGED DEAD BODY REPORTED HAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING...DINGDINGDING, DUN DUN
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
Your hairline's so far back even Rosa Parks refused to sit there.
NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts.
This is how my mom always threatens me: "I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too." That's why I only have 2 siblings left.
I wonder where the bodies are?
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5-year-old's face.
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.