Worst Jokes Ever
I hate my life.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry đđ
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
You were tricked, loser. ;]
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say, âThis time I give you warning, there will be no penalty.â
Thatâs when Penaldo asked, âNo penalty?!â and punched the police officer.
Shame on you Penaldo!
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue đ”
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didnât go into the womenâs sports section.
Whatâs the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.