Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.

Chicken

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This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.

Actor

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As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.

Show

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What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?

Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!

Feminism

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The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.

Orphan

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I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.

Twin Towers

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Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

Orphanage

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I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?