Worst Jokes Ever
I would roast you, but you don't have any meat!
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
I respect cancer more than I respect depression.
At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, it's bleach.
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail.
I know what I want to be for Halloween! A pumpkin! I'm very good at carving into myself, after all.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that's self-harm.
If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that's acting.
It isn't any of those if it's suicide.
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?
You can hide your own Easter Eggs!
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
"Parents signature _________"
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
"Mum, I just won this phone in a race!"
"Who was in the race?"
"The owner of the phone. And the police. I think they're at the door to congratulate me!"
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."