Worst Jokes Ever
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with $2.50 and Jack came down smiling.
Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
I saw a man trying to rape a dog. I decided to help. The dog can't stand a chance against the both of us.
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
I was told to burn calories, so I threw your mom in the fire.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope I'll get hit by a car. I am not dead yet, I hope I'll die. I hope I'll be born to a new whole life.
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.