Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?
A pedophile.
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"
Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.
What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?
Put the diapers back on.
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
What did the rapist say to his victim?
"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."
My friend told me he had a sister. I asked if she was hot, and he said she was 8. That wasn't my question.
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
What is Beethoven doing now?
Decomposing.
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.
