Worst Jokes Ever
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Where do otters come from? Otter space.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
Withered Bonnie, more like Bonnie Mcnutt!
What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?
"Spiderman: No Way Home."
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mom, can little girls have babies?" His mom answered, "Of course not." A few minutes later, his mom heard him shout to his friend, "It's okay, we can keep playing!"
Girl: How much do you love me?
Me: Count the stars in the sky.
Girl: Aww, it's infinite!
Me: No, just a waste of time.
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.