Worst Jokes Ever
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.
Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.
I love big hot sexy men.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].