What do u call a cut cucumber? A guy with no legs
Your hairline is so far back it look like it got smacked up by will smith
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife? He wiped.
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with"
Me: "Nun"
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he cant get 5 stars because he ain't wanted
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
Whats the best comeback for a person calling u an orphan? Kill their parents
Why can’t orphans be criminals Because there not wanted.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Answer; Their INCESTors!
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead, I scratched it off and won a fucking ford focus!
Ok so I know this is not a joke but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism your are still amazing you are lovely in every way and if people bully you don't lisn because they are wrong you are cute and I know how it feels I have ADHD and I get bullied a lot but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true people with autism stay strong you got this I will be your friend by heart Evan if it's not by person
Do u know that Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she
What do you call a guy from India calling you
A scammer
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK"
"If you got a question, just shoot"
i was at a funeral i kiss a hot girl i did not know she was the one that died
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she toke a spoon to the superbowl
Your mum is so fat that she toke a spoon to the supercool
why do orphans dont use iphones. because they dont have a home button
why orphans dont have iphones. because they dont have a home button
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins? An Airstrike
