Worst Jokes Ever
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
Pooooooooooop!
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
A homey thing is a house, and a sticky thing is a stick.
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
Who discovered Africa? Africos Nandos.
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon!
Look at the bright side!
The worst is behind us.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water.
But after jumping in the ocean, it's 100%, just like my depression.
Mother: We need to talk about sex...
Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.
Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.
If you are a robot, you cannot talk.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
I'm deaf. My deaf ex-wife cheated on me with a guy who I met on a deaf social trip who was also deaf. I guess I didn't see the signs at the time.