Worst Jokes Ever
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
My life.
Tell me when you get it.
Glip gloop glap.
I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
Why was the astronaut washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch.
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”
How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than 40 because my basement is still dark.
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
Why are Communists considered the left?
Because they can’t do anything right.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"