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Boogers vs. Broccoli

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Arianna And Adriel
5 years ago
  • What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?

    Kids won't eat the broccoli.

  • 3
    • Broccoli
    • Difference
    • Kid
    • Food
    • Children
    • Booger

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Hey, dummy! The joke is that kids usually hate broccoli, but they love eating their boogers. I bet you eat your boogers, don't you? You're probably picking your nose right now, you big goof!

    Comments (3)

  • A

    Arianna And Adriel

    5 years ago

    XD

    A

    Arianna And Adriel

    5 years ago

    Get It?

    A

    Arianna And Adriel

    5 years ago

    The Kids Would Rather Eat Boogers...

    FFlippant Cockatoo

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