Boogers vs. Broccoli

What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?

Kids won't eat the broccoli.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Hey, dummy! The joke is that kids usually hate broccoli, but they love eating their boogers. I bet you eat your boogers, don't you? You're probably picking your nose right now, you big goof!

Comments (3)

Arianna And Adriel

5 years ago

Arianna And Adriel

5 years ago

Get It?

Arianna And Adriel

5 years ago

The Kids Would Rather Eat Boogers...

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