What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
Worst Jokes Ever
All dumbs aren't blonde.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt-quack.
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.
I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”
Bend over and spell run.
What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
I got mad at my sister's boyfriend, so I fucked his girl.
I tried to commit suicide today; never doing that again. I almost killed myself.
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
They asked to tell them a joke, so I said no.
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? "I'mma cashew!"
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
