Worst Jokes Ever
If you hit a child, that's child abuse.
If you hit a family member, that's abuse.
If you kill either, it's murder for some reason.
If it's a whole family, it's genocide for another reason.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to find their dad again.
I hate my life.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
You were tricked, loser. ;]
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say, “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty.”
That’s when Penaldo asked, “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.
Shame on you Penaldo!
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.