How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice? Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear
Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.
Random person: What stuff?🤨
Me: What?
The person: you said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!
Me: colourful flamingo fart.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club? Because he hated the pols
What do gay horses eat heyyyy
ICUP WORKS ON 88% OF PEOPLE
Why can't England play chess... because they lost their queen
HOW DID A MAN KNOW HIS WIFE DIED DISHIS START PILIENG UP
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humoured jokes are scared of it.
Your hairline goes further back, even further back before the Precambrian Time.
Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children
Why are Indians such good actors
Most of them are phone scammers
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they burried her
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
Girl: I’m so in love with you! Boy: me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: - aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot. Girl: whats the ijk? Boy: I’m just kidding
why is the gay kid gay?
because he likes men
Your hairline so far back that when your teacher puts you to sit down in the front of the class, your hairline does be quite in the back.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
what do me and a blind person have in commen after i look at Alfie's mum were both blind
