Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
Worst Jokes Ever
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
I'm a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked if she wanna. Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and they had a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill, now they have a son.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.
Friend: *hits head* Others: How many fingers am I holding up? Me to friend: How suicidal am I on a scale from one to ten? Friend: Ten Me: He's fine guys.
If I hung myself from a cliff, would people call me a cliffhanger?
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"
What's the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."
"Why couldn’t she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."
"Knock knock." "Who’s there?" "Not Susie, she’s still on the ground."
"Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."
"Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."
"Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."
Q: Why did the father throw butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see a butterfly.
Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"
Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.
I'll never forget my grandfather's last words: "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER, YOU LITTLE CUNT!"
Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.
But she has to. She's his mom.
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
