Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.

The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.

Roses are red, fishers are fishing,

I really hope you’ll be reported missing.

What starts with M and ends with arriage?

Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?

Neither does the child.

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    • A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?

    I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

    The wheels on the bus go round and round!

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    • Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor.

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    • What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.

    Random person: "Just turn the page and start over."

    Me: "I'm not sure if you're telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options."

    Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to? Because they were born without a penis.

    I almost got caught watching porn. My mom got the bill for the account, but luckily dad had my back. I mean, we do use the same account.

    Why did the democrats come out of the closet as assholes after they found out that Rush Limbaugh died? Because they don't fear him anymore.

    What does the ocean do to its friends?

    It waves.

    (*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)