Scary Hairline

The joke plays on the idea that the person is so scary that even their hairline, an inanimate part of them, would be scared enough to run away. It's a humorous exaggeration to emphasize how frightening the person is.

• Hairline
• Appearance
• Fear
• Exaggeration
• Short jokes

• Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
• Make like your hairline and scram!
• Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
• Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.