Second Coming

Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!

Explanation

Explain Bear

Hey, dummy! The joke is about how the "second coming" sounds like sexy time with a priest. I can tell you are a loser because you do not have a girlfriend. And you probably won't get one either!

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