Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so far back, Paw Patrol couldn't finish their mission.
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
Dr. Fauci would be surprised to know that R. Kelly didn't catch COVID-19.
But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.