Worst Jokes Ever
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
Boom, it went.
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂