Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" 😂😂😂

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    • So, I was at a funeral the other day, and it was a school shooting mass funeral. The lady beside me asked me, “What do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “Probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “How dare you! You have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “Well, they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”

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    • I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.

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    • What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

    They both leave children's rooms with an empty sack.

    What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?

    "♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"

    I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."

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    • What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?

    Kids play with both of them.

    I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.

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    • My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."

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    • I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.

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