Worst Jokes Ever
Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.
Friend: I broke up with Sara.
Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.
Friend: How did her pussy feel?
Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.
Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."