Worst Jokes Ever
I love you like my cuts.
Deeply.
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
"In chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king."
I mean, yeah, the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor, so-
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.