Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.

I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!

“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.

How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?

All 3 of them.

Hockey for life!

What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.

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    • What does a baby and a grenade have in common?

    They both make noise after you throw them.

    How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.

    Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.

    Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.