Worst Jokes Ever
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
Anong tawag sa cake na may ubo?
Edi cough cake! NYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.
Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
The "S" in Putin stands for smart.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
If I get 50 likes on this, I swear. 🦋
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.