Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Monkey

  • I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣

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  • Russian

  • Russians think they are tougher than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this:

    1. USA was NEVER invaded!

    2. USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does!

    3. USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass, Russians!

    4. Our soldiers don’t rape kids.

    5. We have more allies than you.

    6. We are smaller but stronger.

    7. Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!

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  • Nazi

  • Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.

    My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.

    Me: *Realizes*

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  • Suspicion

  • I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth. It's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet.

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  • Pussy

  • I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.

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  • Joe mama

  • Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.