Worst Jokes Ever
My last relationship ended because my ex-girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset. To be honest, I didn't like her anyway. She kept telling me I never listen, or something like that.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make a loud noise when thrown.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!
Did you know penguins can actually fly if thrown hard enough... Just like children.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.