Worst Jokes Ever

Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."

Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."

How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.

If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?

Paul's favorite car.

A Carrera GT.

A: Why are you so sad?

B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.

What do you call emo girls?

Cutting boards.

Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.

If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?

"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."

I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.

A wise man once told me: "If you poke the bear in prison, the bear will happily return the favor when it's time to shower."

Who are the best at bowling?

Terrorists, they always throw strikes.

My friend said my life was a joke.

No jokes have meaning.

I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.

I took a plane to go see my hairline.

Nah c'mon guys, we don't let jokes like this fly around here.

Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.

I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.

I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!

“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.

I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming