Worst Jokes Ever
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.
Friend: I broke up with Sara.
Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.
Friend: How did her pussy feel?
Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.
Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.