Worst Jokes Ever
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
My child: "Dad, am I beautiful?"
Me: "You’re like the sun, sweetie. You’re painful to look at."
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why do they notice your mistakes?
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
I love you like my cuts.
Deeply.
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?