Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Death

  • What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.

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  • Heart

  • They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.

    America

  • This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.

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  • Lamp

  • What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?

    A Jacko Lantern!

    Porn

  • A: Why are you so sad?

    B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

    A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?

    B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!

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  • Survivor

  • This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭

    Kamikaze

  • What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?

    "Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."

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  • Shot

  • A depressed guy walks into a bar and says, "Can I get shot?"

    The bartender then says, "You mean, can you get a shot, right?"

    The bartender then says, "Well... what drink would you like?"

    The depressed guy then responds with, "No, I really want to get shot."

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