Worst Jokes Ever
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.
Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.
I like porn a lot. I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
I want a relationship.
*Masturbates*
I don't want a relationship.
When you meet your gf at the family reunion.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
Because he has holes in his feet.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.