Worst Jokes Ever
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
Pick up lines.
"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"
"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."
What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat.
She said nothing, so I took her to Africa.
I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
I don't think my girlfriend likes it when I take my schizophrenia meds because she always goes away when I take them.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
"U Can't Touch Kids."
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.