Worst Jokes Ever
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭
McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
Q: What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common?
A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warm up after a few strokes.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
Just got an iPhone 12 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
A depressed guy walks into a bar and says, "Can I get shot?"
The bartender then says, "You mean, can you get a shot, right?"
The bartender then says, "Well... what drink would you like?"
The depressed guy then responds with, "No, I really want to get shot."
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.
The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"
I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.