What was the most useful tool in the 17th century Slaves
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!!
mate. my wife susan has kicked me out again, anyone got a lift? xx
How do You call an iPhone cover in Germany?
-An apple bag. 😜
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
Scammers got relegated HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like your belongs in a place worse than a zoo
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply
God: you're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: douvle it and give it to the next person
Officer don’t arrest me she said she was 5 in dog years
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
Are u gay yeah Cuz I loved u
Why can't a orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy? But he really saved the History Channel.
What did they call Hitler when he swam? Adolfin.
Friend: did your tattoos hurt Me: nah not really Friend: What did they feel like Me: 7th grade Friend:😶😶😨😰😰😰😨
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... never mind...
I was watching the condring with a emo person she said she likes the part where the girl was hanging I said why because you wish it were you?
Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?
He took a girls innocence
