Worst Jokes Ever
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
Russians think they are tougher than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this:
1. USA was NEVER invaded!
2. USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does!
3. USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass, Russians!
4. Our soldiers don’t rape kids.
5. We have more allies than you.
6. We are smaller but stronger.
7. Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth. It's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet.
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.
Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Bad Hitler puns are infuhrerating.
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.