Worst Jokes Ever
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Getting to kill the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.
I took an hour-long shower. The German officers were looking at me kinda scared.
Why is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.
A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?" The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off."
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.