Worst Jokes Ever
I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕
And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!
Comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed, but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
Paul Walker.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bartender here?"
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
Violence against women is funny :)
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"