Hehe jokes
Tell someone to look in their shirt and spell attic. Hehe.
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.
UU looks like boobies, hehe.
I don't have much motivation for things, that's why I haven't yet killed myself, hehe.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
Hehe.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
How do chemists laugh?
HeHe.
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: Started to laugh and said "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
Hehe
Butt hehe.
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!