Worst Jokes Ever
"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.