Worst Jokes Ever
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, but Jill fell down and Jack came tumbling down after.
(And you thought this would be a joke.)
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
"I told my black friend a joke. I told him he needs to lighten up!"
The match: "Ur my match." The thighs: "You light me up."
I got kicked out of a library today because I put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
I love gay people. UwU
What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.