Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.