Worst Jokes Ever
I have a choking kink, so I will enjoy hanging.
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!