Worst Jokes Ever
Life's like a box of chocolates. Doesn't last long for fat people.
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit. Jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty, and now they have a daughter.
Secret: Jill didn’t go in the shit yet. Jack went in first and died! :D
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Midixadrupin, Midixarizin or Dixafix.
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.