Q:why was 10 afraid ? A:because he was always between 9/11
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator
I’d like to take you to the movies but unfortunately they don’t let you bring ur own snacks😩
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious.
Please dont make a joke about me im just a human
Zis iz za best joke in za west:exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!
Are u mixed? Cuz ur half fine half mine😏
What did jupiter say to Uranus hey i can see your Uranus from here
Confusious Say : Gay man who take far far away trip, hates to leave friends behind.
Why did the mailman die? Cause everyone dies
What's the difference between a orphan and spider man ?
There's no way home
What’s you do call a flat chested emo girl
Cutting board
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the mothervoard
Q:What do you call an autistic kid with a gun A:special forces
Ur hair line is curved like a moving train
are you a gravestone? because i really wish you're on top of me right now!
I’d make a Kobe joke it just wouldn’t land right
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby? When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
