Worst Jokes Ever
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
You were tricked, loser. ;]
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say, “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty.”
That’s when Penaldo asked, “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.
Shame on you Penaldo!
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"
"Oh honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.
So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" So the sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
Like if you're not a gay.
Dislike if you're furry.
Repost if you HATE blacks.
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Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.