Worst Jokes Ever
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
Imagine failing to commit suicide; you might as well go kill yourself.
Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
Cremation is my only hope for a hot, smoking body.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?
My "friend" has dyslexia.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!