Worst Jokes Ever
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?
My "friend" has dyslexia.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?
Panera Bread.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.