Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"

"Cancer."

What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?

Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣

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  • Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

    Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

    Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

    Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?

    My friend: Chunky dunks.

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  • You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them.

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  • When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.

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  • Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!

    I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!

    I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the COVID-19 patients to stay positive.

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  • Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆

    When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"

    The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."