Worst Jokes Ever
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers, and orgasms.
Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santa’s wet cock.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
What did the blind, deaf, mentally handicapped orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf.
Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.