Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.
When you meet your gf at the family reunion.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.