Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
Like if you think I'm stupid.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
Paul's favorite car.
A Carrera GT.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.
A wise man once told me: "If you poke the bear in prison, the bear will happily return the favor when it's time to shower."
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
My friend said my life was a joke.
No jokes have meaning.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.