Worst Jokes Ever
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.
I got arrested for raping a girl. Its so unfair, i really thought she was dead.
You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.
I don't struggle with self-harm, I do it everyday.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.
It didn't land too well.
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?