Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Worst Jokes Ever
My girlfriend broke up with me. She said I was a pedophile. I told her, “PEDOPHILE? Wow, that sure is a big word for an eight-year-old!”
Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?
In an explosion.
I remember my grandfather's last words: "Is that loaded?"
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me when he was dying.
It seemed really important to him that I have it.
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.
A man is with his friend in a bar.
The friend, out of the blue, asks, "Hey, what's your body count?"
Nervous, the man looks away.
The friend then says, "I'm talking about sex."
The man then turns back and mumbles, "Oh... I thought you saw inside the basement..."
"Wait, wha..."
"What?"
What's the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass.
Jokes suck.
What do you call a lesbian? Me.
Sniff a liter of petrol. You'll go back to the dream time at.
I named my dog 5-Miles, so now I tell people, "I walk 5-Miles every day."
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.
