Worst Jokes Ever

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.

I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."

Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?

Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."

I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas.

He said it was the most violent book he ever read.

Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?

Because they have a Target at every corner.

The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.

Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.

How do you blindfold an Asian?

You use dental floss.

What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?

LGBBQ

A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.

Life's like a box of chocolates. Doesn't last long for fat people.

Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.

What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?

Curry in a hurry.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.

What do you call a guy with a long chin?

Chino-Chinese

Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit. Jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty, and now they have a daughter.

Secret: Jill didn’t go in the shit yet. Jack went in first and died! :D

What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!

Why are kids so skinny?

Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.

"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."