Worst Jokes Ever
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.
I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.
When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off.
I was in cooking class and my teacher said, "Does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?"
Me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
Long story short, the teacher understood the joke, and now we are both in daily therapy. 😭💀
My last relationship ended because my ex-girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset. To be honest, I didn't like her anyway. She kept telling me I never listen, or something like that.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.