Worst Jokes Ever
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with $2.50 and Jack came down smiling.
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
šµ Iām a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(
How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(
How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna." Jack undressed, and she pulled up her dress so they could have some fun. But stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Hardest part about being a paedophile?
Fitting in.
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop.
- Right. So you weigh yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? Thatās cool.
- Oh...that might actually be even easier.