Worst Jokes Ever
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make a loud noise when thrown.
I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
Did you know penguins can actually fly if thrown hard enough... Just like children.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
The man was dangling by a string!
I was jealous the day he died.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.
Nine months later, they happily had some use for their baby carriage.
Two years later, they went up again, then their daughter had a brother.
But one little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother.