Worst Jokes Ever

Friend: “What's that on your arm?”

Me: “Oh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.”

My poem, roses are red, violets are blue. I will die very soon. 🔪

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.

If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,

Try salad 🥗.

If at first you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?

A plastic surgeon. 😷

What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.

EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.

Biggest balls?

Pokemon

Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"

The priest says, "Because I'm a father."

Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."

The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."

Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."

What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.

Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.

Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.

Why is rape worse than death?

Because dead people get way more attention.

Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!

I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.

If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?

Americans...

What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.