Worst Jokes Ever
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
The man was dangling by a string!
I was jealous the day he died.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.
Nine months later, they happily had some use for their baby carriage.
Two years later, they went up again, then their daughter had a brother.
But one little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother.
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You slept with my cousin but I did too.
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.
"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"
So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.
Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!
The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.
I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option. Self-harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.
To whoever you are, you are loved.
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕
And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!
Comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!