Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.

What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.

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  • So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.

    When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.

    In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...

    Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.

    What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

    The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.

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  • "You look like you've lost some weight."

    "Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"