Worst Jokes Ever
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jump—what?
Jump off the hook.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?
Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
My foot itches.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.
Simplest way to tell if dogs are better than cats: My dog is named Curiosity, and your cat is dead.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.