Worst Jokes Ever
I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.
Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.
I like porn a lot. I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.
When you meet your gf at the family reunion.
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.