Worst Jokes Ever
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
How can you surprise someone who is blind?
Leave a plunger in the toilet.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
I'm as straight as a rainbow.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.