Worst Jokes Ever
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?
White vans.
Two sentence horror stories go.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
Like if you think I'm stupid.
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!