Worst Jokes Ever
Only a true MHA fan would understand.
One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal.
It got too out of hand and I got spanked.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
Spell "attic."
Okay. A-T-T-I-C. /a titi/ tata. I see.
It's not rape if she doesn't say no.
Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
Roses are red. Violets are too. You better run, I’m following you!
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?