Worst Jokes Ever
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
me: I'm going to steal your heart.
her: omg that's so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[being buried alive]
Murderer: *out of breath* How are you eating the dirt so quickly?
Me: Hey, are your parents home?
Orphan: (crying) Stop calling here!
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
My "friend" has dyslexia.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.