Worst Jokes Ever
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
Like if you like school (I mean if you don't)!
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
Rape victims suck, literally.
My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
I'm offended.
- Liberals
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...
"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"
Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."
"Oh, right. How's it going?"
"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."
"Wow! What about NATO?"
"They haven't turned up yet."
So one time I was with my girlfriend, crazy, right? But we were doing a TikTok eye follow challenge, and she pulled up a pic of Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider-Verse, and I looked somewhere I shouldn’t have, and she smacked me, and I changed to the Rock, and you know where she looked? WTF, right in the no-no square, and since she was a girl, all I could do was sit back and watch.
Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you!
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.