Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.

Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.

Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.

Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”

90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.

What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.

I got banana nut bread for you.

Oh no, the nuts are missing!

Oh, I found them!

You know where they are?

UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!

What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?

"Family strong, but not that strong."

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?

Because they already lost 2 towers.

What do you call a disabled Arab?

Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).

Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.

What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.

What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.

When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."

My uncle is an alchemist.

He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?

They di2s drying plans.

I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."

I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"

He said, "Dogs."

I said, "Why?"

He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."