Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the baby cross the road? The car seat wasn’t strapped in.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?
Me & my dad!
What’s the difference between rape and marriage?
With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
How did the black woman name her 4 babies?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she differentiate them?
She called them by their last names.