Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?
R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
All zodiac signs have their hairstyles. Except cancer.
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
My dad died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot I ever knew.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
Chuck Norris once went to hell.
After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris met God once. Now God is the puny human.
Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.