Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.
"Ching chang chong."
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”
The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head into the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer.
I’m not too worried—I think she’s jokingdkdkslalkdlkfjslfjslksdlkfjuahehwhgwdklaljdf.
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!