Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)
Worst Jokes Ever
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten.
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
A pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, "hey little boy, if I give you a lolly, will you come in my car?" Little Jonny replies, "Give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth."
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.
