Baptism's True Purpose

This joke is funny because it uses the religious practice of baptism in a completely unexpected, vulgar way. It suggests the priest is using it to clean sex toys which is totally not its intended purpose. It's a play on words that creates an outrageous and absurd image.

• Baptism
• Priest
• Religion
• Water
• Holy
• Church

• You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you, Jesus, for creating baptism.
• Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
• Why are priests called father? Because it's too suspicious to call them daddy.
• The first priest asks the second, "How long do we keep the babies in the holy water?" The priest replies, "No clue... I close my eyes when I masturbate!"