I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Worst Jokes Ever
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.
I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.
My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.
Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.
Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."
Bully: "Hey little Timmy, you look like an ugly rat."
Timmy: "Well, at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie, unlike you."
Bully: Dies from embarrassment. 😱
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
What do you call women's rights: A blank sheet of paper.
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
Are you a fire alarm because you're loud and annoying?
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
