People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
Worst Jokes Ever
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
Oh, brother!
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?
I don't care if she has either.
A child with cancer: "I want to be like you when I grow up." Doctor: "Oh, you're not going to grow up."
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Like if you RIP Shane Warne 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
