Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
I am on the German website.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
If you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! It cuts itself!
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant.
Dad: Well, is she already part of the family?
Son: Yes, why?
Dad: Then there’s no need to be worried.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
A man was in a courtroom. The judge said, "What should this man's punishment be?"
A random guy yelled, "Off with his head!"
The judge said, "He shall give head to every man in this room."
The guy yelled, "Wait, that's not what I said!"