Worst Jokes Ever
I raped a girl and I liked it.
I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
I dated a furry once.
The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
I have a vest. If I cut off my arms, it's a jacket!
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
There are 206 bones in my body.
When I look at you, it becomes 207.
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
Justice for all!
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.