Worst Jokes Ever
Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker?
Not only do you get your money back, but the second hour is free.
Paul Walker died Fast and Furious.
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
How do you know if there's a vegan in the room?
Wait 2 minutes and they'll tell you.
Your parents are so proud of you. They LOVE you! <3
Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered beef?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!
Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?
My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?
Ohhh, an owner.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
My sister's pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.