Worst Jokes Ever
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
I have a vest. If I cut off my arms, it's a jacket!
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
There are 206 bones in my body.
When I look at you, it becomes 207.
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
Justice for all!
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
Roses are red. The sun isn't shining. My mental state is rapidly declining.
Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
Communism is actually kinda tight.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
I’ve always been a bit insecure about having thicker thighs.
Now I realize it allows me to fit more scars!