Worst Jokes Ever
Chuck Norris met God once. Now God is the puny human.
Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Only a true MHA fan would understand.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.
Spell "attic."
Okay. A-T-T-I-C. /a titi/ tata. I see.
It's not rape if she doesn't say no.
Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
Roses are red. Violets are too. You better run, I’m following you!
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.