Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.
Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.
My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We'll see about that.” Then I unplugged his life support.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
Me: Hey, do you want to see my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
When I self-harmed one day, my mother told me that it cut her deep. We both found that very amusing.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
