11 jokes

A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."

Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.

John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.

Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.

Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.

What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

There is none, they both go up in flames.

I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.

My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?

Because pride is a bigger tragedy.

The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.

What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.

😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"

People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?

best friend makes 9/11 joke.

you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."

best friend: "I'm sorry."

you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.

I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.