11 jokes
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?
Because he lost May!
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
9/11.
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.