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The image shows a dog with its eyes closed and tongue out, representing a startled reaction. The text above reads "Me: 11 PM quietly playing games under the bed sheet. *slight noise from the hallway. Me:"

Advice

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A text message exchange. One person asks, "busy later?", then asks, "free today?". The other person replies, "I have covid". The first person then responds, "oh fuck" and then writes, "lemme pound you w a mask on though".

LoserIsPro

Funny Test Answers #6

A test paper with the title "Pre Test - Answer these questions as accurately as possible" written on it. The student's answers are written in ink. The answers are often unexpected and witty, leading to the teacher giving the student an A+ for creativity and an F for the overall exam. Some of the questions include "In which battle did Napoleon die?", "What is the main reason for divorce?", and "How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?".

kanade otonokoji

9/11

A map of part of Manhattan with a cartoon figure riding a plane. The text on the image says 'OMG WHERE HE FLYIN' and 'World Trade Center'.

blach66

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says: "Just take a minute and think about Riley's retarded hair cut. Shut up look at your greasy ass hair." The next message says: "Have you not released I don't give a small singular shit about my hair." The following message says: "There's probably shit in your hair." Finally, the last messages read: "It looks better than whatever dead raccoon has been super glued onto your forehead. But Yeah probably."

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🎵There's a star-man waiting in the sky🎵

In a comic book style image, Superman flies with other heroes in the background. Text in the foreground reads: "Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it, they have to climb up to the two tallest buildings in New York."

Chri5

Half the damn girls on this site bruh

The image shows a pH scale with colors ranging from red (acidic) to blue (basic). The text on the image reads "OH YOU THINK YOU'RE A 10? MAYBE ON THE PH SCALE COS DAMN GIRL YOU BASIC."

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

An image with a dark background. At the bottom, there is an airplane symbol, a battery symbol, and the number 9:11.

shaylie lol

A person is bent over backwards at a 90 degree angle, reaching for something off the floor. The person has a book on their back and a plastic bag. The text above reads, "me when I drop my pencil in class".

Germanuser

A close-up of a phone screen showing airplane mode icon, a battery icon and the time 9:11. Below the icons the text "Is my phone trying to tell me something 🤨" is placed.

DaRey1Cray

A man is shown in a close up shot with a headline, "Something Bit My Ass cheek While Taking a Shit" and the user name of "EatDatPussy445" with a view count of "403 views" and "11 minutes ago".

M3ME G0D

The image shows a thumbnail of a Youtube video with MrBeast with his mouth open and wearing headphones. The video title is "I Hijacked a Plane" and in the background is a photo of the twin towers.

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HOLD UP

A chat conversation between two people. One person asks not to make 9/11 memes because their dad died in 9/11. The other person apologizes. Then, the first person says their dad was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia. Below the chat is an image of a cartoon figure with the text "hold up".

King bob

The image shows a split-screen comparison. On the left, three women are looking at a map in an airport. On the right, three men in tactical gear are standing in an airport, suggesting a military or action-oriented scenario. The text above each scene reads, "Girls at airport" and "Boys at airport".

Heroin Monkey

A dark horse wearing a hat is inside a bar. The text above says "You're never gonna believe what just happened" and the response is "Tell me". The text below says "horse in the bar".

ohio_armpit

A white cat with tears in its eyes. The text on the image says, "Me when I just turned 11 and didn't get a letter from Hogwarts."

Heroin Monkey

A phone screen displaying the time 11:21 on Thursday, May 20. A notification states "Battery low (100%). Charge your phone."

Heroin Monkey

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

sussy game artifact

The image shows two in-game items. One is labeled "Lube", a legendary artifact that increases dodge chance. The other is a "Walking Cane", an epic artifact that increases speed.

AG3.0

The top of the image displays a phone status bar showing a plane icon, a battery icon, and the time 9:11. Below this, two images of Mr. Incredible are displayed side by side. The left image is captioned "PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T KNOW" with a smiling Mr. Incredible. The right image is captioned "PEOPLE WHO KNOW" with a Mr. Incredible image that looks distressed and dark.

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