11 jokes
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.
Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
I poo 11 times a day.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
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Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.