11 jokes
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
best friend makes 9/11 joke.
you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."
best friend: "I'm sorry."
you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.
His wife was up waiting for him.
"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.
He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
9/11, 911, same thing.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.