11 jokes
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.
One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.