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Twin Towers

You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

Twin Towers

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Twin Towers

I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.

Twin Towers

What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

Twin Towers

What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

Twin Towers

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.

Twin Towers

Why is 10 afraid?

Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.

9/11

Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?

Because there were no more planes.

Indian

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.

On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.

Twin Towers

Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.