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School Shooter

When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

Twin Towers

Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.

Twin Towers

You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

Twin Towers

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Twin Towers

I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.

Twin Towers

What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

Twin Towers

What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

Twin Towers

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.

Twin Towers

Why is 10 afraid?

Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.

9/11

Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?

Because there were no more planes.

Indian

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.

On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.

Twin Towers

Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.