11 jokes
11:45 - Arrived at crime scene.
11:45 - Examined body. Signs of struggle.
11:45 - Found murder weapon in drain.
11:45 - Realized watch was broken.
"There's one terrible pilot." -- President George W. Bush on September 11, 2001.
Why is ten afraid?
Because itβs in the middle of 9/11.
Whatβs the difference between an Indian and an Arab?
One's responsible for 7/11, the other's responsible for 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in between 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What was the last thing going through the 9/11 victims' minds?
They don't say "shit for brains" for nothing. π€£π€£
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Now why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9-11.
I donβt think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.
So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.
One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.