11 jokes
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What was the last thing going through the 9/11 victims' minds?
They don't say "shit for brains" for nothing. 🤣🤣
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
Little Red Riding Hood has to deliver food to her grandma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her grandma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked like her grandma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little Red Riding Hood?
Answer: 16
9/11 jokes aren’t funny. They always crash and burn.