Voter jokes
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
Vote for Kris!
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been a while since the last presidential assassination...
Community talk
According to the last post, voters picked Jamal to "Hide in a nearby gay strip club".
*THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DO NOT CONTINUE READING IF YOU'RE OFFENDED BY ANY OF THE JOKES*
Episode 2: The Sticky Situation – "Ebony Ass Shake in the F*g Den"
Jamal sprints his black ass into "Rainbow Rodeo," a sleazy queer joint packed with flaming white twinks, burly bears, and thirsty Latinos eyeing fresh meat. The bounce… Read more
WHO VOTED FOR TRUMP
Attention patriots! If you live in a southern state, don’t vote for Trump, because the voter fraud democrats will turn it into a Kamala vote. It’s safer to vote for Kamala, so it’ll flip to a Trump vote. You can thank me later!