11 jokes
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
I donât think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.
Mooning is very astrological!
Son: Daddy?
Dad: Why tf do you keep calling me daddy? You're 11 years old, feminine gay hoe.
Son: Whoa!? Daddy, what's that?
Dad: Wtf are you talking about?
Son: Your dick has gotten more tastier?
Son: Ooh... I..... Just.... Wanna.... Sssuuc
Dad: Oh nope, I'm not having a gay hoe's fiend in my house, no quit looking at my dick, you need some pussy.
Son: eeeeeewwwwwwwwwww nooooo plz no plz
Dad: Shut the fuck up: ehr em
Mom: What the fugde is going on?
Dad: Our son's a gay bitch.
Mom: Language! So? I need to teach him how to like a girl huh?
Dad: Yes Ma'am, plz.
Mom: Okay. Herman, get your gay ass in my bed but naked, I'll be there in 10.
Son: wha whey huh ur gonna... wtf?!?!?!??
Mom: Quit cursing, I'm gonna fuck u extra hard!!
Son: Ewww, I'm gonna fuck my mom even though she is hot sexy but eeewwww.
Mom: Shut it!!!, or I'm gonna recordid and *fliped her hair taking off her panies (pussy naked)* and show this to ur gay fuck friends!
Son: Huh
Son: Mom FUCK U*
Mom: Okay baby I'm gonna fuck u in a minute lemme tak my bra off
Son: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH
Son: Moms are the worst, are they?
Me no there not sometimes but i love them teheheteheh
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
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The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didnât stand a chance against the three of us.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
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My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.