11 jokes
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
What is something you canβt say in a superhero movie?
βIs it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, itβs heading straight for the World Trade Center.β
Whatβs the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after youβve finished with her.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... π
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! ππ
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now itβs a touchy subject.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!