11 jokes
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
El/11: Ego, My Lego.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.