11 jokes
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in between 9/11.
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.