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Jenga

I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.

911

All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

9/11 victim

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.

Pizza

On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.

Pilot

Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.

Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

Friend

best friend makes 9/11 joke.

you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."

best friend: "I'm sorry."

you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."

Dad

Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.

Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.

Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!

Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.

Teacher: What was that?

Alex: Flew the plane.

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  • 9/11

    Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.

    What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀

    9/11

    What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?

    We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.

    People

    I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.

    He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.

    9/11

    What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?

    McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.

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  • 9/11

    Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?

    Because it flew over their heads.

    9/11

    Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

    9/11

    9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.