11 jokes
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
Memes
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
best friend makes 9/11 joke.
you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."
best friend: "I'm sorry."
you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."
Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.
Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.
Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!
Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.
Teacher: What was that?
Alex: Flew the plane.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare?
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.