11 jokes
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
best friend makes 9/11 joke.
you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."
best friend: "I'm sorry."
you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."
Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.
Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.
Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!
Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.
Teacher: What was that?
Alex: Flew the plane.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare?