It davving on the eons, broski.
Worst Jokes Ever
Daeveeonnnn.
Daveon...
Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
Yesterday I purchased a world map and told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands, I will take her. Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
