Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?

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  • If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.

    Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

    If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.

    Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."

    My aunt's star sign was Cancer, pretty ironic how she died.

    She was eaten by a giant crab.

    I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

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  • If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?

    What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.

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  • What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.

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  • I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

    Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

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  • My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. -- Then the librarian told me to take it out.