Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
If you're ever bored, try scaring the shit out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
Why do Emo's always wear black like ninja's? Because there're always cutting
Today I filmed a unboxing video at my friends funeral His parents weren’t to happy
What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? You only need 1 nail to hang a painting
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it
What’s black and at the top of a stair case? Stephen Hawking during a house fire
Yo mama so fat, that when she took a selfie, she needed 2 phones
Remember the name Ben Andrews
i could tell a joke right now but its to dark
yo mumma so fat i took a photo of her last year and its still printing.
When life gives you melons, You’re probably dyslexic
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter? You can shit a load inside of a prostitute but if you try it in a shelter you get arrested.
Why cant orphans use iphones? They cant find the home button.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to funeral.
what do you call a transgender person? Nintendo switch
Roses are red I'm off the grid
John Cena accidentally says you can't see me to blind kid
the power of yeet. I can't do this-YEET I'm not good at this-YEET I'm not old enough-YEET
Son: What's for dinner tonight? Mon: Steak! Son: Mom you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me? Mim: HUNGER!
Kid 1: Words can describe how ugly you are. Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are. Kid 1: Aw, thx! Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
