Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

So, a daughter asks her father, "Dad, what is your opinion on abortions?" Her father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?" The daughter responds, "But I don't have a sister... Oh."

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    • My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”

    I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”

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    • Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day.

    Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

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    • What's the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

    Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"

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    • What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?

    A miscarriage.

    There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"

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    • What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?

    Seasoned vegetables.

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    • What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?

    Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.

  • 2

    • There are some sounds that everyone loves... - Shoes on gravel. - Crackling of fire. - The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you. - Cats purring.

    What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?

    How much did the haulla-cost?

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    • Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore, it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.