Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"

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  • A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind

    Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...

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  • I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already.

    What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?

    They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.

    There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.

    What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person

    You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

    Why did Trump decide to build the wall?

    Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.

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