what do you get when you crossa vapire wit a teacher?/ lotsa blood test
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they all dead.
a capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope
How do you make a Trash Can leak? HIT IT WITH AN AXE UNTIL IT BECOMES PART OF THE COSMOS
you are able to travel to the anime world, believe me michael jackson did it
did you hear that Michael Jackson once got food poisoning......he hate 12 year old nuts
Me : “You guys wanna know a cool fact?” Friend 1 : “Yeah” Friend 2 : “Yea” Me : “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.” Friend 3 : “I love anime.” Friend 1 & 2 : “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Me : *Laughs at Friend 3*
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes. They never land well.
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes. I guess they're whoreibble
my wife called me pedophile that is a big word for 2 year old
The next time I knock on your door I'll hit you instead of the door
Your mum is so fat when I see her I get depressed
yo mama so old her photos are in museum and her friends are in graveyard
hitler only wanted peace
a piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia and a piece of turkey
hitler was a good man because after all he did kill hitler
vgvgvgh
Her:"Land of the free" Me:*fat Her: What do you mean? Me: Its not fat free
What's the difference between a catholic priest and the devil?? The devil always has horns... not just around children
Yo mama so ugly she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed 😂
