Worst Jokes Ever
Someone asked me why I'm still here... the answer is simple: I don't want to be used as a school assembly.
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?
My friend was on a wheelchair... he committed suicide yesterday. I remember when I met him last time, he told us a good joke and I appreciated him and told him to become a stand-up comedian.
What’s the difference between Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker?
They both died at 95.
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.
What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces.
it's not rape if we're both screaming
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
It's not rape if you both like it.
I got my sister a book and she cried there, but I forgot she was blind.
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys' pants were half off!
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
Because it's the only time they are wanted.
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
I would roast you, but your mirror does it every time you look into it.
I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time, I'd give your mom a coat hanger.