Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What’s the difference between women and cars?

At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.

Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?

Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.

Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.

You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!