Worst Jokes Ever

Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.

I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.

Yo mama so fat, she blocked my internet connection.

Racecar backwards is racecar, but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.

What's a suicidal person's favorite game?

Hangman.

Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.

My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. She told me that there was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.

Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.

Today, I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints. Wow, I’m so nice taking care of the disabled.

My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.

I’m not racist. I just have black guns.

Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!

Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.

I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnamese grandfather that World War 3 started.

What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁

Yo mama so clueless, she sat on the TV to watch the couch.

The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.

Roses are red, fishers are fishing,

I really hope you’ll be reported missing.

Why was the clown sad?

He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.

What starts with M and ends with arriage?

Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?

Neither does the child.