Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the boy put a chicken đ in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. đ
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.
Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"
Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."
Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."
Dad: "Exactly, son."
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait.
You got a black cat.
He was bad luck.
Everyone left you and you committed suicide.
What a CATastrophe!
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
Whatâs the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
I wish my grass was edgy...
then it would cut itself...
Why canât an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
Why shouldnât you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because itâs not big and itâs not clever.
My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at Halloween.