Little Johnny's mom is taking a shower. Little Johnny walks in and asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Mommy says, "That is my keyhole." The next day, Little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and Little Johnny asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Daddy says, "That is my key." The next day Little Johnny says to his dad, "Looks like the neighbor has the key to Mommy's keyhole too."
Little Johnny's Observation
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This is a blue joke that relies on the double entendre of 'key' and 'keyhole' to suggest an affair. Little Johnny is innocently connecting the terms his parents used to describe their genitals and makes an observation based on his understanding of the world, which humorously reveals the reality of the situation.
Xzavier
This is my favorite one and did not see one on little Johnny jokes so I made it for you enjoy.
Deez nutz
U told me this already
Xzavier
I got this from my friend
Dark wolf
its intorpropriet i dont like it
Joke UK
Its bit inaprprit but its good for joke Uk
sonic is cool
i like it pls mack more for me
Xzavier
Ok I will make more just I have to think
Gwen
It is a bit inapropriot, and I bet you could make one's totally different only just as funny. PLS try.
Infanite
had to read this twice
Adam Khan
Is this your life story? Are you little Johnny? 😂
Lightning wolf
omg if your lil Jonny omg why
Anonymous
It’s innapropriate dark wolf and lol xzavier
Anonymous
Wow😳
Vegan Joe
...How does little Johnny know the neighbor has a key?
ian_mehser
OHHHH SHIIIIIIT
englishcm
How u going to have a name like dark wolf then cry about it being inappropriate return the name now
No Cap
Why did this happen to me in real life???