What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? You only need 1 nail to hang a painting
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it
What’s black and at the top of a stair case? Stephen Hawking during a house fire
Yo mama so fat, that when she took a selfie, she needed 2 phones
Remember the name Ben Andrews
i could tell a joke right now but its to dark
yo mumma so fat i took a photo of her last year and its still printing.
When life gives you melons, You’re probably dyslexic
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter? You can shit a load inside of a prostitute but if you try it in a shelter you get arrested.
Why cant orphans use iphones? They cant find the home button.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to funeral.
what do you call a transgender person? Nintendo switch
Roses are red I'm off the grid
John Cena accidentally says you can't see me to blind kid
the power of yeet. I can't do this-YEET I'm not good at this-YEET I'm not old enough-YEET
Son: What's for dinner tonight? Mon: Steak! Son: Mom you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me? Mim: HUNGER!
Kid 1: Words can describe how ugly you are. Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are. Kid 1: Aw, thx! Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me? Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you! Kid 1: Aw, do you love me? Kid 2: No!
So a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex, when he gets to the bar he brags about the different sex positions they used and one of the guys says "oh did you do head" and he responded with no I couldn't find the head
Yo mama so fat when she jumped, I didn’t laugh but the floor cracked up
your mum so cute that i asked for her number ans she said yes and now were dating
