Worst Jokes Ever
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting "9"!
That’s the best I’ve done so far.
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
Whenever my grandparents apologize, I say "forgive and forget". They are really obedient.
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
Did you hear about the gay choirboy?
He choked on his first hymn.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
How do you make epileptic kids dance?
Throw a flash bang in their room.
Do you have dark humor?
Actually, never mind. I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying... but I decided to abort.
What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?
Angel food cake! 🎂🥳
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn't hard.
What type of tape do kidnappers use?
Abduct-Tape.
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A Kinder Surprise.