Worst Jokes Ever
Husband: "I think I might take a picture of your breasts and frame it."
Wife: "I think I'll take a picture of your penis and enlarge it."
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
Please drop a like.
Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.
What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.
My syndrome may be down, but my money be up 😈.
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password.
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?"
Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father."
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me, repeating a year.
Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?
Then there is me: My life.
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Friend 1: Eyyy gurl
Me: Hey! (Fake smile)
Friend 2: Hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather?
6 hours later
Friend 2: So (name) would u rather? 1. "Hang" out with me Or 2. "Jump" 1 times?
Me...e-eh?...Why not both????? We could just "Jump" while "Hanging" out right?
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
Some people think incest jokes are funny.
I just think it's all relative.
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."