Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Today, I operated on a little girl. She needed O-negative blood. We didn’t have any, but her twin sister has O-negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didn’t think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, “So when will I die?” She thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.

My wife hates that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and went right.

Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?

Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.

Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?

To find his way through the BEATS.

We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.