I saw a girl with blond hair. she was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw. So I ran up to her feeling hot
my girlfriend asked me to hand her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a gluestick. she still isn't talking to me
2001 called,... they hit the pentagon
how many tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? it doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway
we gave erik ten hag 7up after liverpool thrashed man utd 7-0. He said F**k you all!
why can't chinese people have white babies? because 2 wongs don't make a white
What kind of chocolate does lesbian hate? Ones that contain nuts.
What does the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common. They both went down on my dad
Husband: my wife and I went to the beach today Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit Husband: The second we entered the beach Pedestrians: TSUNAMI TSUNAMI
why cant asians have a white baby cause two wongs dont make a white
a cow is a earthquake it's a milkshake
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
Why did the sped kid get expelled? Because he was tardy.
Hoi
How does a train sneeze?
It goes a-choo choo
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing I slit both of them
yo mama so fat when she went on the weighing scale it aid to be continued.
Why cant orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come out of.
Is it a bird is it a plane? I don't know but it's coming for the towers.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
