Worst Jokes Ever

I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.

I've seen too many of them get elected.

Before my grandad died, he whispered to me, "Is your uncle still in the basement?" I said he has died. Oh, my grandad said, "I will lock him in heaven's basement."

What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?

A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.

What is the most common crime in China?

Identity fraud.

Gay follow me on TikTok @thatpunkid.

My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!

I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.

I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.

What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?

They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.

September 11, bring your plane to work day.

What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?

He said he was awfully touched!

Why do people watch hentai?

Because they are as fake as pornstars are.

All-star gay mix

Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole.

Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.

So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.

Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.

It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.

The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!

Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.

What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?

White Vans.

My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.

I was making sandcastles with my Nan, then my mum came in the room and took away the urn.

Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.

What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀

Why do orphans play GTA? So they can be wanted.

I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.