Worst Jokes Ever
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.
How to tell your kid he's adopted:
Son, I'm a virgin.
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
What is the most musical part of a chicken?
The drumstick.
If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of...
I showed my girlfriend my shotgun yesterday. It really blew her away.
Hey, can't wait to meet you! So join the crippling depression family!!
1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!
2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!
3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!
4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!
Are these good?
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.
"When Republicans do politics, it's a crime. But when Democrats commit crimes, it's politics." ---Tyler Nixon
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
What is your summer name? Hot.