Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.

Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.

Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.

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    • Head of Company: "We need to stop testing our products on animals."

    Consultant: "Why? The shampoo companies do it."

    Head of Company: "Yeah, but we make dildos."

    I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.

    He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.

    You travel to the past into the era where Julius Caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die?"

    You reply with: "Surrounded by friends."

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    • You should never try Afghan weed because people in Afghanistan get stoned to death.

    Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.

    A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.

    The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"

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    • My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.

    China has a population of a billion people. One billion.

    That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

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    • Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.

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    • Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!

    UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!

    Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!

    Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."

    Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.

    When you're fucking your boss's daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.

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    • A pedophile is at a school parent night. He's holding hands with an eight-year-old girl when he's approached by another parent. She says to him, "Oh, what a darling little girl you have there." The pedophile replies, "No," then points his finger to a child across the room and says, "That's my child."

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