Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Animals are just... so hot!
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"