the only docter you have is doctor pepper.
you're so fat, that you're fat
Dad:Hey, uh... Your adopted Dog: *frown*
what do me and emo kid have in common: we both like to hang
your hairline so for back its a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings
why is america bad at clash of clan: me: because they already lost two towers
Yo mama so ugly when she went to the ugly club but they said sorry professionals only
Why were the twin towers fighting
Because they ordered pepperoni but they got plaine
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in galilee during the roman occupation? An Itallian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are KFC
When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?
The first time you have have to do a full body workout in
Why did the cheetah lose in chess because he played against cheetahs
My Penis is big and long what else is... my condom.....cucumber🥒🥒🥒🥜🖕🤬
Your so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton
what do cg artists and porn stars have in common? they both Composite (cum pose it) at the end
Why Hollywood doesn't make a good Movie about holocausts? because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters
When did the cheetah stole from the bakery ? On black friday !!!
Opposite day be like in doors
Figure : finally I can see
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo I'm blind. Figure I'm sorry i made fun if u all those other times pls don't make fu. Of me
Figure: ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
Why are cheetahs Big cats cause they poo and purr
