Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What does the word circumcise mean?

Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.

You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.

Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.

They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦

My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"