Worst Jokes Ever
My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repeatedly told him to look where he was going.
What is red and white and goes 200 mph?
A baby in a blender.
One Erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!
I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔
What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to ten trees.
She blew on it, and it went hard.
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
Would you like to eat some African food?
So would they...
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful cunt sat in his wheelchair all day.
Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?