Whats an autistic kids favorite transformer? Autistemist Prime
What do you call an emo friend group? The suicide squad.
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
Yo mama so ugly when she tried to enter a ugly contest they said they didn't allow professionals.
Why are orphans so good at tennis. They never get love. Btw laugh and Tennis means zero
When you tell your Roblox girlfriend you’re breaking up with her and then 10 seconds later you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster
yo mama so fat she dont need the internet because she is already world wide
Yo mama's so dumb when a robber stole her TV she said you forgot the remote
What is an orphans least favorite show? Family Guy
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys pants half off.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
Yo mama so fat when sh3 bought a fur coat she made a whole species extinct.
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods
voice in back: Well it looks like we're going huntin'
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips? Parent Signature: ______
How do you get a nun pregnant! Fuck her hahaha 🤣
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