Worst Jokes Ever
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.
China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *pauses porn* Why?
My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater.
Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
"Twins sitting in class."
Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.
Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.