What do you call and autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes? They are just two plane
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights Girl: No how Guy: All you need is a blank paper and that's it
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none they both go up in flames.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door? A: Make sure to come upstairs.
I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no- Please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart not stupid.
why shouldnt orphans get a phone?
they would get stuck in a app because they cant find the home button
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
walter idk man seems kinda sus
A brunette fought and didn't get raped. A blonde thought and did get raped.
My mom gave my friend for a blow job for god luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview and they both got the job, now who needs good luck got their job interview just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.
What do my mom and a basketball got in common ? My mom tits and ass are bouncy just like a basketball.
tell the person next to spell "me". When they do, say, "you forgot the D". They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "not yet". if this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
hey you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Whats an autistic kids favorite transformer? Autistemist Prime
What do you call an emo friend group? The suicide squad.
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
