How do you get 11 million flowers? Run through Africa with a bottle if water.

What’s the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he’s not a surgeon.

What is a “dad”?

Why do cripples get picked on so much. Because they cand stand up for themselves.

timmy goes to the doctor and says theirs a crack in my butt doctor, Timmy their is a crack is everyone butt see

What did the cancer patient get for Valentine’s day? Candy wigs.

How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian

My Dick

Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?

It’s an ARMadillo

What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe? He found that he had a piece in his sole!!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?

Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.

What’s the best thing about dead baby jokes?

They never grow old.

Have you ever had African food?..neither have they.

What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?

High steaks gambling.

Daughter: mommy what ever happened to Steven hawking? Mother: he died. Daughter: how did he die? Mother: he never got recharged.

How do you make a plumber cry?

You kill his family.

Christopher Columbus:Sees native americans Can i see your land Native amercians:sure just be care… Christopher Columbus:Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit

What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victimless!

What’s the difference between a baby and a beet?

Beets stain your teeth.