Whats the difference between a five year old and and a Democrat… The five year old doesnt expect you to do everything for them. (Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Sahapiro 2020)

What the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ? One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldnt work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and saviour Jesus Christ. (Ben Shapiro 2020)

Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of god … a god that doesnt exist XD

2 whales went to a bar. The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh. The second whale said, “Greg I think your drunk, let’s go home.”

What’s a skeleton’s favourite instrument?

A tromBoner

6:30 is the best time on a clock… hands down.

Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? It was a grave mistake.

Why couldn’t the carrot go to his friend’s house Because he was grounded

Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?

The grim reaper

year 10 english

in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”

My friend David lost his ID. Now he is just Dav.

The doe comes out of the woods, shakes herself, and says "I can’t believe I did that for 2 bucks!"

I saw a sign that said “Falling Rocks.” I tried it and it doesn’t.

A farmer counted 196 cows in the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.

It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.

What is at the end of a rainbow

The w

What did one plane say to the other?

It’s been a Long day, I’m ready to crash.

Other plane: No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!

What happened when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence, complete and utter destruction.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder