Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
Are you a toaster?
'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?
Turn it upside down.
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
A child molester and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.