What is the similarities between a blind person an orphan?
Neither can see their parents
What is the similarities between a blind person an orphan?
Neither can see their parents
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby
Because two wongs don’t make a white
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
I asked my kid to give me a hand that motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk? Alps clear the mind! Haha
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said ‘ a smile’
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school
Going to school is mandatory in this country
Can you guess my plan?
why is england's team unfair in chess? because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9
You know what I told my little brother plane
Why don’t Mexican have sex education and a drivers education on the same day? Because the donkey gets tired.
I don’t Mexicans have sex education and drivers education on the same day. Because the donkey get tired
You want to know why Santa brings such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
what do call a nozy mexican ? thats nacho buisness
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
what do you call a shedding panera bread panera shed
what do you call an angry panera bread panera slapped
what kind of panera bread do fishers use panera bait