Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That’s a big word for a six-year-old.
Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with $2.50 and Jack came down smiling.
Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.
I was told to burn calories, so I threw your mom in the fire.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope I'll get hit by a car. I am not dead yet, I hope I'll die. I hope I'll be born to a new whole life.
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.