Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
Worst Jokes Ever
My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.
I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
