A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
Your moms hot
Yo mama so fat she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere
Hey, are you suicide? Because I want to do you!
What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.
Are you a border cause I can't get over you.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican? Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
hi im coby bayley
The other day, my girlfriend asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.
She still isn't talking to me.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling
Do you work at subway because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red Antarctica is in the south Get on your knees And open your mouth
what type of flour do orphans use? - Self raising
Ask someone to call you a bitch when they do tell them bitches do as they are told
You're so fat when you wear a yellow raincoat people call out "TAXI!"
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday. He had no hands or no legs. One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay.
He replied, "No." The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?" The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever." So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked. "No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before." T he woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?" The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."
The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still cant cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still cant f*ck."
what is BK but g.ay
Bgay
The twin towers ordered a sesame bagel, they got the plane one instead.
Yo mama so fat that when she fell over she created the Grand Canyon
