Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Rose

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.

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  • Orphanage

  • Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

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  • Kid

  • Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.

    Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...

    Woman

  • Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender

    Vein

  • Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?

    Because everything they do is in vein.

    Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".

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  • Boy

  • I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.

    Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.

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  • Jesus

  • Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?

    Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.

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