Library Suicide Book

The humor comes from the librarian's morbidly funny response. Instead of being concerned about the man's request, she assumes he will not return the book because he will be dead, which is a dark and twisted take on a library interaction.

• Suicide
• Man
• Depression
• Emo
• Death
• Mental Health

• Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide? Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
• A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia. The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
• You wanna hear a suicide joke? Nvm, it didn't make it.
• Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!