Worst Jokes Ever
Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."
Someone cutting the cheese then farted.
Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"
I don't like the word "gun".
Whenever I say it, people always get triggered.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after, I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
After 12, it's lunch. π
Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!