Worst Jokes Ever
I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after, I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
After 12, it's lunch. 😂
Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
A woman walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs.
The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea with that." The woman replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
You ever hear of a reverse exorcism?
It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar could do it so much quicker.
My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking, so I brought home some tampons.
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.