Q what did people say when kim kardashian was at the beach
A STOP LITTERING
Yo hairline so long it makes you look like mr clean
Yo mama so fat she walked by the tv and i missed 12 episodes
A person with a wheelchair and a football then they are rocket league
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a holocaust victim? Harry made it out of the chamber.
Your Hairline is so far back even Vegita laughed at it
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common? neither of them can see or hear their parents
did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home? wait a minute! what am i talking about?
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
Cuz they are plugged into a genius!
My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic. But I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.
Yo mama so dumb she thaugh tiktok was an alarm setup
What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? A trip without kids.
Yo mama so dumb when her computer was asking for cookies she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen and broke the computer.
Yo mama so fat flat earthers say shes round
Yo mamas so fat people think she only has 1 side
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
whats a orphans favourite movie? spider man homecoming
What was juice wrld's favourite store ?
Forever 21 .
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born
