Worst Jokes Ever
I always enjoy family reunions.
It's always a good time meeting up with my exes.
Sister: "Has anyone seen my clothes?"
Brother: "They're still in my bed."
I got, I got, I got royalty inside my penis, or however the song goes.
I throw a flashbang in a room full of epileptics...
They were shaking in excitement!
What does Ben 10 call his wife?
Humungouswhore
Why does family love family?
Because everyone has their Friday night nut together.
Yo mamma is so slutty, she uses a submarine as a dildo because it's long, hard, and filled with seamen.
Why does a brother love his sister?
Because he came in her.
I saw two deaf people talking shit about me in sign language.
So I turned off the lights.
I have a crush on my sister!
What's the difference between ICE and ISIS?
One of them says their prayers five times a day.
What did the priest say to the other priest during baptism?
"We better clean our sex toys before we play with them."
What is the best item at a Mexican Burger King?
Hopper Jr.
Why does a Mexican want to learn math?
To study perimeter.
If a deaf person is missing fingers, is it a speech impediment or an accent?
Why did the priest invent baptism?
To wash their sex toys.
Why do leftists call their child Ariel?
So they can decide whether it wants to be a man, woman, mermaid, or washing powder.
What does a Foreigner say when he comes to America?
"You're as cold as I.C.E. You're willing to sacrifice brown lives..."
Why doesn’t Jesus trust humanity anymore?
Because he doesn’t wanna get double-crossed.
Chuck Norris drove his parents to school.