Worst Jokes Ever
What fruit loves rollercoasters the most?
A kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Joseph Rosenbaum died doing what he loved: chasing minors.
What is the difference between a zebra and a female NCO?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.
How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
Why is Kyle Rittenhouse the Ultimate Crime Fighter?
Because in one night he killed a pedophile and a domestic abuser.
What is welfare fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
What do you call something that eats kids?
An upset mother.
How do you kill a tranny?
Misgender it to death.
Happy April Fool's Day.
I am the fool, now fuck me.
What is smaller than my dick?
Nothing.
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
What do Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, and Rashida Tlaib all have in common?
All four of them are garbage.
How do you affirm a trans woman's gender?
By kicking him hard in the balls.
What do feminists and whores have in common?
Daddy issues.
Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?
Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.
Why are a majority of rape allegations false?
Because whores like to cry wolf.
Autistic spesh people are drongos.
I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.
So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."