Worst Jokes Ever
How do you make a blow job OSHA compliant? You add a railing!
So there were these two wind turbines standing in a field, and one of them asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"
The other thinks for a moment and says, "I'm a big metal fan."
Chuck Norris once won a race against Usain Bolt, running in the opposite direction around the track, blindfolded, on one foot.
What is a dog's favorite music?
Pup rock
My mom told me that her doctor told her personally that she had to keep herself isolated because she has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great ass.
What did the black kid say when he went to the confession booth?
"Daddy?"
How do you make a blonde girl stop screaming in bed? Pull out of her.
What's the first rule of Wank Club?
Don't shake hands with anyone else in Wank Club.
A guy walks into a zoo, but it only has one dog.
It's a shitzu.
What's the difference between a blonde chick and Alzheimer's?
None, because they both forget a lot.
What is Epstein's favorite piano chord?
A minor.
Three girls were lined up for execution. The black-haired one, being the smart one, turned around and yelled, "Tornado!"
Everyone panicked, and she escaped. The red-headed one, following her example, shouted as the executioners got back, "Hurricane!"
The red-headed friend escaped too. Now, it was the blonde's turn. Following both her friends, she turned to the executioners and yelled:
"Fire!"
I'm racist.
I don't like green cars.
How To Kill A Blonde 101:
First Step: Get a pool.
Second Step: Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom.
Orphans might as well join the military or a gang because they have no family.
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...
A girl kept looking through the window whilst the boys got changed!
I, as a boy, was getting annoyed, so I found an interesting magazine in the corner. So, what did I do? Reload and fire!
I'm gonna make a documentary about meth-addicted prostitutes.
I think I'll call it "Whores on Ice."
I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking hot body?
Cremation.