Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call something that eats kids?
An upset mother.
How do you kill a tranny?
Misgender it to death.
Happy April Fool's Day.
I am the fool, now fuck me.
What is smaller than my dick?
Nothing.
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
What do Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, and Rashida Tlaib all have in common?
All four of them are garbage.
How do you affirm a trans woman's gender?
By kicking him hard in the balls.
What do feminists and whores have in common?
Daddy issues.
Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?
Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.
Why are a majority of rape allegations false?
Because whores like to cry wolf.
Autistic spesh people are drongos.
I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.
So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."
Do you think midgets start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.
How come you never see a broke midget?
Because he’s living in the broke man’s boots.
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
Spanish folks must love Olaf because they say his name to me all the time.
Germans be like, “Guten Morgan.”
Bitch, that's not my name.
Every time French people greet me, they say "banjo."
Nga, I don't got no fucking banjo.
Chuck Norris doesn't need protein bars. He just eats his own shit.