Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your dad's cock tastes funny.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sister pussy taste funny
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
Don't steal. That's the government's job.
What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?
There's none, they both don't age well.
Why don’t midgets wear tampons?
Because they’ll trip over the string.
Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Would masturbating while smoking weed be considered masturblazing, weedwhacking, or highjacking?
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
What's the difference between a grenade and your wife? There's none. Take out the ring and half of the house is gone.
My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with. I probably should've stopped when I got to her.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families, and careers.
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!