Worst Jokes Ever
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?
Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
My lesbian friends bought me a gold timepiece for my birthday.
But, I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch!"
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
We found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than my dad.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
Q: Why is marriage not a word?
It's a life sentence!
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They'll fall right through his hands.