what's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift...
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa...
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What do alcoholics and necrophiliac have in common? They both like cracking open a cold one
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A BOOMBOXER
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL
If laughter is contagious, Kris’s jokes are IMMUNITY
If I agreed with Leo then that wouldn’t solve anything, it would just make BOTH of us dumb
Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her ANYWAY
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY
BlessedBrian’s family reunions must be like a casting call for the ADDAMS FAMILY
If stupidity was a superpower, BlessedBrian would be UNSTOPPABLE
Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome then in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back
