Worst Jokes Ever
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
Why is Marcus gay? Because he's gay.
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
The best and worst part about being bi:
Best: Double the love, double the fun.
Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.
In the Robocide, Explain Bear is the first to go.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
My face when “Free Palestine” wasn’t a sales deal.
What do you do when you run out of carpets? Fetch your shotgun and look for Explain Bear.
Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.