Worst Jokes Ever
I started crying when my dad cut up onions.
Onions was such a good hamster.
What’s the best part about raping a blind girl? She’ll never see you coming.
When you were supposed to help the depressed kid, but not "help" the depressed kid.
When I cut vegetables for my famous stew, I don’t know why everyone in the nursing home is always looking at me.
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your dad's cock tastes funny.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sister pussy taste funny
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
Don't steal. That's the government's job.
What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?
There's none, they both don't age well.
Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.
Why don’t midgets wear tampons?
Because they’ll trip over the string.
Would masturbating while smoking weed be considered masturblazing, weedwhacking, or highjacking?
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
What's the difference between a grenade and your wife? There's none. Take out the ring and half of the house is gone.