What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
Why is Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers
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What is mexico's favourite sport? Cross country
I was walking down main street when I saw a child.
I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get a my balls back from the vet."
He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?
"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, expeciy when your a furry."
Hellen Keller walked into a bar... then a table... then a chair
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket... Because they ate all the bats
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock !
My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repletedly told him to look where he was going
What is red and white and goes 200 mph A baby in a blender.
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What do u call a gay drive by a fruit roll up
What did the twin towers mom say when she fed them, open wide honey here comes the air plane
What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Why were the twin towers mad? They ordered pizza but all that got was plane
pepole in 1912: titanic is unstopable even god coudlnt sink this ship. god: bet where is my icebergs
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright
