Worst Jokes Ever

in Emo

How do emo kids complement each other? They say I like ya cuts g

in Orphan

What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan? The teacher can’t give you homework.

in Orphan

What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.

Anonymous
in Emo

what game does an emo love

hang man

Anonymous

What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101

joke crack

what did one butt say to the other?

something brown is slithering down

Jimmy

An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country”. The Asian man says “I’m here travelling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of friend rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong

Anonymous
in Emo

How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd? It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.

Anonymous

Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making alot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams " bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied " aunts and uncles" Oh. next thing he hears is “dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks " what’s that mean?" To which his dad replied " uh coats and hats." Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling " fucking, fuck,fuck,Fuck" " what does that mean dad?" And his dad yells " cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says " Hey bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad’s in the kitchen fucking the turkey.

That short kid
in Orphan

Why do orphans like emos? Reverse emo and put an “h” in the beginning.

Anonymous

What is red and green and goes 100 miles per-hour? A frog in a blender.

octavius

like this if you have ever been abused

Anonymous
in Orphan

Why is it ok to hit a orphan? Its not like they can tell their parents.

Bacoon
in Orphan

Wy are orphan run around the world after the baseball coach said go home 🏠? Because he didn’t now what the hell to do.

Anonymous
in Funny

What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?

A midget spinner.

in Emo

What do you call a flat chested emo girl A cutting board

in Emo

why does every emo kid try to be like tarzan? so they can swing on the vine

in Orphan

whats the difference between an orphan and stuart little? Stuart little got chosen

Anonymous
in Self Harm

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me

Anonymous

That autistic kid having sex for the first time’ "U The Hips, U The Hips