I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression... Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.
How did the man with no arms commit suicide? We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.
What do you call a depressed tree? A wood cutter
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I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self control
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
become a anti furry for free kfc and dead orphans in your bassment
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1 like = 1 more child in my blender
i could tell a joke right now but its to dark
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What do you call a girl furry.
A pussy cat
why cant asian play base ball - because they will eat the bat
Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It’s called finding kemo.
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
I told a furry, dont call your self a joke! I said to the furry, Joke has meanings.
Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers
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What do emos like to do when they're sad... They play violin on their wrists
