How do emo kids complement each other? They say I like ya cuts g
Worst Jokes Ever
what game does an emo love
hang man
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
what did one butt say to the other?
something brown is slithering down
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country”. The Asian man says “I’m here travelling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of friend rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd? It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making alot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams " bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied " aunts and uncles" Oh. next thing he hears is “dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks " what’s that mean?" To which his dad replied " uh coats and hats." Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling " fucking, fuck,fuck,Fuck" " what does that mean dad?" And his dad yells " cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says " Hey bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad’s in the kitchen fucking the turkey.
Why do orphans like emos? Reverse emo and put an “h” in the beginning.
What is red and green and goes 100 miles per-hour? A frog in a blender.
like this if you have ever been abused
Why is it ok to hit a orphan? Its not like they can tell their parents.
Wy are orphan run around the world after the baseball coach said go home 🏠? Because he didn’t now what the hell to do.
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me
That autistic kid having sex for the first time’ "U The Hips, U The Hips