A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.
You need to be a complete dick.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why is the Z the only politically correct letter?
Because all the other letters are not Z's.
I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.
Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
Prostitution. The only job that pays more if you suck.
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Pierre Poilievre has lost the government position he had for 20 years.
Bet he wishes his mom HAD used that coat hanger.
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith is in hot water for importing $49 million worth of Tylenol that medical facilities couldn't even use.
I have a few suggestions about what she can do with all that Tylenol.
My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.
She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,
"It didn't work out."
She told me to be more specific, so I said,
"I just told you, she didn't exercise."
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
My son's class is having a career day next week.
He was all embarrassed about having a mother who works at the AISH office.
We've agreed that I'll tell his class I'm a prostitute.
Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?
A: "It's me, Luigi!"
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
