Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.

Cancer

What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.

Michael Jackson

Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".

Michael Jackson

When did Michael say, "This is it"?

2009.

Michael Jackson

Why was Macaulay Culkin not bothered by Michael Joseph Jackson? He was left home alone.

Michael Jackson

What is one dream that Michael Joseph Jackson made come to life? He loved to say: "Somebody's watching me."

Michael Jackson

What's the difference between Michael Joseph Jackson and Mickey Mouse? Besides being a disease-carrying rodent, and one a dangerous pedophile, Mickey Mouse can still touch and go near kids.

Michael Jackson

Michael saw mommy kissing Santa Claus and asked her why she did that. Mommy said she was a good girl. Michael Joseph Jackson asked, "Can I be a good girl and kiss Santa Claus?" Mommy replied, "When you grow up to be a rich white woman." And now, we know the rest of the story.

Michael Jackson

What's the difference between Michael Joseph Jackson and Richard Pryor?

One was burned by Pepsi. The other burned by coke. Richard Pryor married and had kids, and Michael Joseph Jackson molested kids.

Michael Jackson

A little boy enters Michael Joseph Jackson's house with a doll, and Michael looks angrily at the boy. But the little boy says something that makes Michael jealous: "The girl is mine." Michael cries and asks the boy to leave. A child is saved, and more are, thanks to Conrad Murray and June 25th, dead pedophile day.

Michael Jackson

Where does Michael Joseph Jackson like to eat at?

A Del-he-he.

Michael Jackson

Why did Michael Joseph Jackson cross the road? To get away from the parents of the boys who stayed in his house, and to go to a store where boys' underwear was 1/2 off.

Michael Jackson

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.

Michael Jackson

What do you call the heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson?

Jeffrey Epstein.

Africa

I found out how to gain millions of followers.

Run through Africa with a bottle of water.

Seatbelt

What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?

A seatbelt.

Similarity

How are boobs and toys similar?

Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.

Difference

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?

Santa Claus gets to leave the chimney alive.

I have no problem with prostitution.

It's like an Air BnB for your dick.