Worst Jokes Ever
Why do leftists call their child Ariel?
So they can decide whether it wants to be a man, woman, mermaid, or washing powder.
Why doesn’t Jesus trust humanity anymore?
Because he doesn’t wanna get double-crossed.
What does a Foreigner say when he comes to America?
"You're as cold as I.C.E. You're willing to sacrifice brown lives..."
Chuck Norris drove his parents to school.
What's a pedophile's favorite fast food meal?
In-N-Out of kids.
How do you make a blow job OSHA compliant? You add a railing!
So there were these two wind turbines standing in a field, and one of them asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"
The other thinks for a moment and says, "I'm a big metal fan."
Chuck Norris once won a race against Usain Bolt, running in the opposite direction around the track, blindfolded, on one foot.
What is a dog's favorite music?
Pup rock
My mom told me that her doctor told her personally that she had to keep herself isolated because she has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great ass.
What did the black kid say when he went to the confession booth?
"Daddy?"
How do you make a blonde girl stop screaming in bed? Pull out of her.
What's the first rule of Wank Club?
Don't shake hands with anyone else in Wank Club.
A guy walks into a zoo, but it only has one dog.
It's a shitzu.
What's the difference between a blonde chick and Alzheimer's?
None, because they both forget a lot.
What is Epstein's favorite piano chord?
A minor.
Three girls were lined up for execution. The black-haired one, being the smart one, turned around and yelled, "Tornado!"
Everyone panicked, and she escaped. The red-headed one, following her example, shouted as the executioners got back, "Hurricane!"
The red-headed friend escaped too. Now, it was the blonde's turn. Following both her friends, she turned to the executioners and yelled:
"Fire!"
I'm racist.
I don't like green cars.
How To Kill A Blonde 101:
First Step: Get a pool.
Second Step: Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom.
Orphans might as well join the military or a gang because they have no family.